Monday, December 27, 2010

she had bomet

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several of my friends are teachers.  they occasionally share anecdotes and notes from their classrooms.  i'll share these with you.

the following note was written by a middle schooler's mother, explaining her daughter's absence:




"Please excuse ____
for not coming to school
13, 14 december she had
bomet and thats why
she didn't go.  thank you.
If you have any Questions
call _____"


a near miss.  spelling and grammar are mostly correct, the handwriting is entirely legible.  but "she had bomet"?
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22 comments:

Suciô Sanchez said...

She meant "Baphomet". Her daughter is possessed.

Mister Sharaf said...

hahahahahah :D

keep it up, cant wait for next update

Major.Mack said...

ho ya thats legit; You never had "Bomot"? its really difficult :)

Les said...

She meant "bonnet". Her daughter was trapped in the late 19th century for those two days.

runewake2 said...

For those of you that don't know a bomot is a combination of a bog and a moat. It was used in Middle Age societies to repel invaders and supply a large amount of pitch to burn enemies with. It is perhaps the most common of these defenses.

How a middle schooler managed to contract a bog-moat in her is very difficult to understand. Perhaps a follow up post or a dissection is in order?

Mr Bouchard said...

haha, I'd give her 1 internet for effort!

Classically Trained Nub said...

Her daughter had to Bomb it. She was obviously too busy playing Bomberman to show up for school.

Smile said...

what's a bomet?

NooG said...

Bomet is the chef's name

The Latest Movie Trailers said...

what is bomet?

Per S said...

lulz, definitely the kid!

Edyy said...

I heard there was something going around now I know what

The Champ said...

Well at least it was kinda in English(not that there's anything wrong with it being in not-English)

Copyboy said...

Hey those hats can cause quite headache when tied too tight.

MRanthrope said...

lol @ Sanchez comment.

Natalia said...

Maybe it's code for the shits. Explosive diarrhea! GROSS!

mind said...

butt meth sorry

paintchip said...

stfu this isn't funny. Bomet is a serious illness!

Das Auto! said...

What could that possibly mean? damn undereducated parents..

Yakoi said...

Vomit maybe? Maybe they don'ta speaka de english so gud and that was as close at the Mami could get?


I feel dumber just writing that sentence....

Justsayin' said...

LOL Great note.

Theta^2 said...

I hate when i get Bomet. I'm usually outta school for two days :/