Thursday, June 16, 2011

sounds like

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listen to the Lonely Island song, Jack Sparrow.  catchy - particularly michael bolton's part - but not original.   the lonely island guys copied an 80's hit.  listen for yourself.

first this (start at 0:57):



now listen to this (start at 0:49):



the tune from Jack Sparrow is taken straight from Heart's Alone.
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Monday, June 13, 2011

interestingly...

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after a hiatus of several months, my number of daily pageviews has increased.

my most popular post is: muslim? penis? this way.  apparently the demand for muslim penis grows daily.

moar!
thank you for visiting my abandoned blog.  i'll unabandon it now.
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

carmen sandiego

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her theme song is familiar, but did you ever pay attention to the lyrics?

she commits incomprehensibly grievous crimes and humiliates governments, apparently for the lulz.  (what does it even mean to steal a river or a city?)  no supernatural powers.  just a burning hatred for order and authority.

she is peerless among fictional villans.



good luck gumshoe.  you've already lost.


theme song and lyrics.  you nostalgia you lose.



Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina, 
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize, 
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China, 
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? 

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle, 
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues, 
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle, 
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? 

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, 
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back! 

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia, 
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth, 
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima, 
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? 
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be? 

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, 
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...! 

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation, 
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery, 
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations, 
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Palin/Golem 2012

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BBC News - Arizona shooting: Palin denounces 'blood libel'

Sarah Palin, the real victim of the AZ shooting, attacks as 'blood libel' the suggestion that her violent rhetoric might incite violence.  she aggressively defends herself from requests to tone down her violent rhetoric by escalating her violent rhetoric.

(blood libel, btw, is the accusation that some group (usu. Jews) murder children and use their blood for rituals.)



it's all about meeeeeeeee



when Jews were persecuted for blood libel in the 16th century, the Golem of Prague came to their aid.  will the Golem now protect Sarah Palin from her detractors?

would you vote for Palin in 2012 if the Golem were her running mate?

"come at me bro:  Palin/Golem 2012"







































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Monday, January 10, 2011

the price is right?

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you tech savvy kids please advise.

the following desktop computer is listed on craigslist.  what's a fair price?  pros/cons?  opinions?

here's the listing:

This system is designed for the design Professional or any hardcore gamer. Runs extremely Fast and Stable.
In Like New Condition!
Original Boxes, Literature, Software Discs for just about everything included!

CONFIGURATION DETAILS:

MOTHERBOARD: ASUS Rampage II Extreme
CPU: Intel Core i7 920 @ 2.67GHz (Highly Overclockable)
MEMORY: 12GB DDR3 Tri-Channel Dominator Memory - 1600mhz
HARD DRIVE: 900GB Raptor Drives SATA – 10,000RPM (3X 300GB raid 0)
VIDEO CARD: BFG GeForce GTX 295 Dual GPU Graphics Card
AUDIO: Creative SupremeFX X-Fi HD Audio
NETWORK ADAPTER: EVGA Killer Xeno Pro PCI-E
OPTICAL DRIVE: SONY AD-7220S DVD/CD R-/+ RW
FLOPPY DRIVE: NEC 1.44MB Floppy w/Multi-Card Reader
POWER SUPPLY: Kingwin 1220Watt ATX Aircraft connectors Blue LED
KEYBOARD: Microsoft Sidewinder X6 Keyboard (Red backlit)
MOUSE: Microsoft Sidewinder X8 Wireless Laser Mouse (Red lit)
SPEAKERS: Logitech Z5500 Digital 5.1 Surround w/Remote
HEADSET: Logitech G35 Headset
CAMERA: Microsoft LifeCam Cinema 720p HD
CPU COOLING: PROLiMA Megahalems w/2 Blue LED Fans
MONITORS: 3 x 24” Widescreen Acer H243H 1920x1080 - Black
CASE: Corsair Obsidian 800D

SOFTWARE:
-OPERATING SYSTEM: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit
-Microsoft Office 2007 Pro; (Outlook, Word, Excel, Publisher, PowerPoint, Access, InfoPath, One Note, Visio Pro, Project, Groove, Share Point, Fully activated version, not trial.
-Adobe Master Suite CS4; (Acrobat 9 Pro, After Effects CS4, Dreamweaver CS4, Encore CS4, Fireworks CS4, Flash Pro CS4, Illustrator CS4, InDesign CS4, Photoshop CS4, Premiere CS4, Soundbooth CS4) Fully Activated version, not trial.
-BitDefender 2011 Total Security
-Nero 9 CD/DVD Burning Software
-Cyberlink Power DVD 9




shiny

what is this?

um.

thanks.

asking price is $2700.  negotiable.  /g/ trolls suggested $1250-$9000, bless them. 
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Friday, January 07, 2011

the smell of sadness

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"so, um, your smelly sadness is really turning me off right now.  no, seriously."

NPR:  Smell That Sadness?  Female Tears Turn Off Men.

apparently, chemicals present in emotionally-shed female tears reduce male testosterone and sexual arousal.  males are temporarily emasculated by female tears.

whatever.  humans aren't subject to chemical impulses.  we have free will.

"did somebody just...?  ugh.  mind leaving the room next time?"

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