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walmart usually has what i need, at a low price.
but they do everything else wrong.
to enter or exit the store you shouldn't have to pass motion-activated human robots and endure:
"welcome to walmart"
or
"thank you for shopping at walmart"
every time.
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| Q: "why are these clearance items marked up?" A: "welcome to walmart" |
beyond the greeters, many wal-mart employees still stick to a stilted script. conversations are a variation on the following:
[at checkout]
customer: "hey, how's it going. any big holiday plans?"
employee: "welcome to walmart"
and the other shoppers. maybe lower prices attract a different class of shopper. you've probably seen this website celebrating those people. at other stores you are less likely to encounter:
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| welcome to walmart |
that hair
as attractive as wearing an adult diaper over sweatpants
save money. live better.
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